Take it out of the compo
This doesn't fit the bill.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:29,
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but
no-one mentioned The Bill.
I thought it was about Jesus?
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plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard,
Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:32,
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Put Jesus in an interesting scenario, like a news story, some advertising or an historical event and try and second guess his actions.
Firstly... where's Jesus?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:33,
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well, that depends.....
How strong is your faith?
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plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard,
Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:34,
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