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[challenge entry] Jesus'll fix it

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(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# so...
what would jesus do?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# He would make
a dinghy out of used balloons, fill it with warm gravy and then try to re-create Thor Heyerdahl's epic Kon-Tiki voyage, whilst whistling Perry Como's greatest hits.

I'm guessing that's what he'd do, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Jangle
Jangle
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Take it out of the compo
This doesn't fit the bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# but
no-one mentioned The Bill.
I thought it was about Jesus?
(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Put Jesus in an interesting scenario, like a news story, some advertising or an historical event and try and second guess his actions.
Firstly... where's Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# well, that depends.....
How strong is your faith?
(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)