He would makea dinghy out of used balloons, fill it with warm gravy and then try to re-create Thor Heyerdahl's epic Kon-Tiki voyage, whilst whistling Perry Como's greatest hits.
I'm guessing that's what he'd do, anyway.
(I'm guessing that's what he'd do, anyway.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:30,
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