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# why thank you
can you advise how to deal with utter jet lag?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Go to sleep.
Apart from that go for a nice massage. Or get Mrs Horrible to give you one. Or someone else.

failing that, grab the sort of web of skin between your thumb and index finger and rub in small circles between the thumb and index of your opposing hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Mrs Horrible is in California
hence my jetlag.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Ahhhh
Well someone else then. I'd give you a massage were I around. But I'm not, am I?

Or do that hand thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# that hand thing
might be good.

I'm in London and jetlagged, so I'm going to go to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# DON'T HAVE ALCOHOL
Not until you've had over 10 hours sleep. Trust me, you will end up fucking yourself up.

Alcohol and Jet Lag are like two bad things combined to be even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
I gathered that one time after 4 beers on a jet. But I'm hardcore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Hardcore or not
I shall spank your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)