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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# pfffft
*ducks*


woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# *swans*
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ( ' )< SWAN NOISE!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Haha! ( ' ):<
           ^Swan nose
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesa
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# yes?
howdy pardner
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# have you been looking after b3ta in my absence?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# no - it's all gone to the dogs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# arses
damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# mictoboy has single-handledly been running the place
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# But a lovely cunt.
And ginger too.

And he got naked for us.

This isn't to say you're not a lovely cunt. You are. A lovely behatted cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# why thank you
can you advise how to deal with utter jet lag?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Go to sleep.
Apart from that go for a nice massage. Or get Mrs Horrible to give you one. Or someone else.

failing that, grab the sort of web of skin between your thumb and index finger and rub in small circles between the thumb and index of your opposing hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Mrs Horrible is in California
hence my jetlag.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Ahhhh
Well someone else then. I'd give you a massage were I around. But I'm not, am I?

Or do that hand thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# that hand thing
might be good.

I'm in London and jetlagged, so I'm going to go to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# DON'T HAVE ALCOHOL
Not until you've had over 10 hours sleep. Trust me, you will end up fucking yourself up.

Alcohol and Jet Lag are like two bad things combined to be even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
I gathered that one time after 4 beers on a jet. But I'm hardcore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Hardcore or not
I shall spank your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# What what what?
Nekkid? When?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Micto, lots of posts, vectored and nekkid, yesterdag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# *spazzes back*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# licks Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# *giggles*
*is ticklish*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *retrieves bone*
too easy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *howls*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *snogs clownfish*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# hello flower
I've got a wicked shot of me & a Clownfish in Thailand.
I'll flickr up soon as....
I've been in work for 2 days practically asleep with jetlag too.
Never mind - Friday tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# jetlag is a bit like taking drugs
/landed 3 hours ago blog
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# where ya been, fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# sunny Los Angeles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Lucky shit
I got over my jetlag simply by going to bed until I couldn't sleep anymore, then waking up and going to bed at a half-decent time. Kind of worked for me.. The staying awake thing just made me feel fucking awful
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I stayed awake
when I arrived over there, and it worked.

But this time I fell asleep on the plane back, and it's screwed me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Falling asleep on the plane screws everyone unless it's business or 1st class
fucking torture coffins
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# my arse went numb
and still hasn't recovered.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# gi'it some welly
Hello BBBBobs.

Come in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *slides into home for the game*

WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# pretty as a pitcher
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)