Brahm Stoker's
Spatula
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The Neville What what what,
Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:17,
archived)
Not only is she vampiric.
She's eight foot nine too.
And her spampurse smells like a metal pole.
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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name,
Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:22,
archived)