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# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:17, archived)
# a car crash.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:20, archived)
# I hurt my heel the other week and have been housebound. I hope your car crash wasn't serious.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# i hit a dog.
i sat in my car and started crying.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:24, archived)
# MAKE SURE YOU DRINK LOTS OF WATER.
Crying for a week can dehydrate you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# and flood small towns
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)
# i wasnt gone from the late shift that long was I?
i showed up earlier in the day this week.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:28, archived)
# I don't get a chance to look that early unless I am at home.
Now that I have looked, I would like to compliment you on sheening every motherfucker's post. That shit needs to happen more often. WHEN I AM AROUND TO ENJOY IT.

PLEASE EMAIL ME TO CHECK IF IT IS ALRIGHT TO POST IN THE FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:31, archived)
# we're buddies, yo.
we chill late at night and type and make funny pictures and hold the shift key until our pinkies hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:33, archived)
# MY PINKIES NEVER HURT. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM NOT A REAL MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:16, archived)
# He was detained in Brooklyn by Big John
for a little fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)