That all sounds great, especially the anal rape and the hugs.But do you only have great things once a year, at this prescribed time?
Also, if for some reason such as poverty, gastric ulcers, a desire for quiet contemplation, or excessive dry fisting the week before, you don't feel like having a big celebration on the 25th, do you force yourself to have one anyway in the name of tradition?
Parsnips are my favourite ashally
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Also, if for some reason such as poverty, gastric ulcers, a desire for quiet contemplation, or excessive dry fisting the week before, you don't feel like having a big celebration on the 25th, do you force yourself to have one anyway in the name of tradition?
Parsnips are my favourite ashally