I did a canoe race in Hastings a few years back
and actually got a dead sheep stuck on the front of my boat.
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Cod Metal King Oh Mr Bellpit, your legs are so swollen!,
Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:36,
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It happens to the best of us.
Some of the pros try to brush it off by running into a rock.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:06,
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