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(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Badgers floating down the river with sheep and horses.
All dead.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# This.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I did a canoe race in Hastings a few years back
and actually got a dead sheep stuck on the front of my boat.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# It happens to the best of us.
Some of the pros try to brush it off by running into a rock.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# ghost cow haunting a beefburger
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# oh god this!
/relurks
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# A Russian eating plutonium
and shitting an H-bomb.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# this i like
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# a gay giraffe
driving a ford anglia
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# cannibals making bread and butter pudding
with custard
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# me
strangling my module leader for setting such a subjective essay and then telling us we need to reference everything (i look like chewbacca, dunno what she looks like)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Russell Brand
being killed in some fiendishly painful way

twice
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Don't animate it
make it happen for real!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# My and my mate got this idea ages ago.
But it's currently being saved for a "bigger project"
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# c'mon, you know you want to!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)
#
a foetus absorbing 20 litres of liquid and exploding inside the mothers womb.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# (8¬o
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# stop masturbating!
ok...just this once.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# nearly finished....d...d.d.d.d.dd
there we go :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# *wipes eye*
sort your aim out you dirty cunt
*spangs*
*retrieves babies fist from anus*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Cor
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# *passes*
enjoy
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Yay!
I found the head!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# *steals*
*eats*
*pukes*
*films*
*profits*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# MY WINKLE!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Italians
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# An old lady hitting a schoolboy with a leg of lamb.
New Zealand Lamb.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# A greek Taxidermist
beating his wife at russian roulette.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# FEDORA EXPLOSION!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Butters goes to the movies!
Take a scene from a movie, and direct it the butters way!

Bindun shirley?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Many a time...
...and many more to come.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# A small girl at the fun fair...
...eating the ginger, curly hair from a head on a stick as though it were candy floss.

The should be a spinny ferris wheel in the background too.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# A huge fuckng massive arse blowing away a little guy
with a gargantuan fart.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# A tarantino remake
of the nativity
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Brilliance.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# animate the world
into a better place
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Batman being chased
and beaten with an oar by superman
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Cheese racing
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# self inflating human pump
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# A really fat man
with a gaping anus bouncing around a group of people, swalling them with said gaping hole, and then puking them out in piles of bones.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I think I love you
:D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# : ) thankyou
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# werewolves in drag
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)