Can't you just make
a really blingin' chastity belt?
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asdfasdfasdf,
Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:01,
archived)
that lets you exchange pictures and instant messages
and it vibrates when you get teh sexy message
thus removing the need for humping er.. somehow
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:05,
archived)