Reminds me of a quote from 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue'...To be done in Humph's dry tones:
'And we've had a listener response to our survey, from a Mrs. Trellis of North Wales. We asked you to 'Please rate your Mornington Crescent experience'. Mrs. Trellis has ticked the box marked 'Poor'. As well as the boxes marked 'Very poor', 'Exceedingly poor', 'Really quite amazingly poor', 'Words begin to fail me as to to quite how poor', and 'Buttock clenchingly piss-poor'
'Mrs. Trellis has in fact filled out the wrong card. But if there's anyone in the audience from Virgin Trains who can tell us where to forward it to...
Made I chuckle.
('And we've had a listener response to our survey, from a Mrs. Trellis of North Wales. We asked you to 'Please rate your Mornington Crescent experience'. Mrs. Trellis has ticked the box marked 'Poor'. As well as the boxes marked 'Very poor', 'Exceedingly poor', 'Really quite amazingly poor', 'Words begin to fail me as to to quite how poor', and 'Buttock clenchingly piss-poor'
'Mrs. Trellis has in fact filled out the wrong card. But if there's anyone in the audience from Virgin Trains who can tell us where to forward it to...
Made I chuckle.
moogthedog,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:10,
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