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# it best policy to be a bloke on here
or you get people trying to chat you up.

i'm really a 6 foot blonde stunner with an inflatable chest, but i keep that to myself.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# makes no difference to me
I perv over everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# your standards are vere low
because of the terrible cycle accident you had when you were younger and the constant and unexplained smell of clams that follows you around.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Well I went along with the blokey image for quite some time,
'till I decided that I wasn't going to be eaten alive by you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# *has now found secret*
*eats alive like that bloke in germany*


you taste like chicken. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# I do believe you'll find,
that chickens taste like me, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)