Urine soaked old person daipers and tea on the lawnPossibly the most boring and liquid-based dry land sport in the world.
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Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:28,
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The only way anyonecould find cricket interesting is if they're on so many drugs that the 1 mildly interesting thing that happens during the course of the whole match would overload their synapses ... I guess that's why most spectators seem to be either pissed or asleep!
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Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:36,
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