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# I just took a shit in my bed. Deliberately.
Now to sleep in my bathtub.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I wake up and have a shit at 8.00am every morning on the dot.
Then I usually get out of bed at around half past.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# At the moment, I start work at 8:00am.
As a plus, I start drinking at 3:30.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I am going to bore you with my daily time table now:
6.00am - alarm goes off
6.30am - actually get out of bed
7.30am - leave the house
7.58am - get train to next town
8.05am - arrive at next town, start walking to work
8.30am - arrive at work.
4.45pm - leave.
5.45 - get home, and die.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Mine is quite similar, just half an hour or so earlier.
I don't usually die in the evenings, but I've had to stay indoors for the last few weeks due to my bunged foot.

I fell off a fence.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Took a shortcut?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Probably. I must admit that I was verr, verr drunk at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Wow, we have the same day
You are Keyboard Weasel AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)