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# best thing for a cold is hot salsa
proven fact


edit: cheated and looked at the filename for the pun - clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)
# yeah actually
great for the sinuses just have a 5 gallon bucket ready.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:53, archived)
# sounds like a good idea
Now to find some salsa and a bucket in work.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:57, archived)
# order in
don't forget the chips.

(oh - a few good rum and cokes will help too)


Just tell your boss it's "doctor's orders"
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# My old boss had this "home remedy" for colds
Which invloved like 4 shots of JD, hot water, honey, sugar and some kind of fruit juice.

It tasted like ass. Did it cure colds? Did it fuck. You just felt like shit and regretted ever mentioning you were ill
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# the trick is
to make your body the most inhospitable place on earth so the cold bugs leave you alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# But it reaches a certain point
where my body is so inhospitable that even I want to leave me alone.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
# or hot tango
is quite nice too
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:53, archived)
# what? heated up fizzy orange drink?
Guten morgen all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:55, archived)
# moin!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# 'lo Griff
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# ah
the ol' burning bush eh?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:59, archived)