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# then why hasn't that happened to me?
I'm ginger as fuck, and my cock is so withered and small that I thought it was a pube 'til I pissed out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# You've obviously raped a guinea pig with AIDS by mistake
Guinea pig AIDS has the opposite effect to hamster AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# God I hope I make the board stats
so that can be my random quote
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# my current randome quote is "hahaa!"
which is a bit pap really. Especially considering I fucked up the spelling of 'haha'.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# the other week mine was
"I failed a job interview at McDonalds"

I was not amused
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
It was funnier before you edited and corrected the spelling mistake.

It kind of explained things.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# :¬(
I didn't get the job because I laughed when the woman said "We don't employ people with facial hair"
and I could see whiskers sticking out of her chin
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
I worked there for a year while i was at college. One of the most degrading experiences of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha scoper!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# sonofabitch
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# WHAT A MISTYKA TO MYKA!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# knullstrumpo!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# WTFXLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)