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# All the elements are there...
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# You calling Pooh a honey diver?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Surely not!
But he does like to shag that owl up the arse.

(ruining kids stories since 1986 ;))


EDIT: Actually he looks possitively anatomically impared .. that's not good :S
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# He has a secret phallus
I know because I have bought my daughter
"Tuck-Away-Cock Pooh" for Christmas. Only £39.99 from Argos. With real spraying action too....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
I hope you got BDSM Eeyore with one-piece rubber bodysuit as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Yeah
but I'm keeping that for myself.

I'm told it has a realistic vibrating donkey anus
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# whereas this
'Dora the Explorer' Aquapet is just downright feckin' obscene!

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Afraid so!
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# ^ double this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
is it real??????
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# oh yes!
Google is your friend...

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# here's another one

batteries not includes and an inappropriate(?) age rating...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa
I so hope that that is real
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# which, after a few googles
led me to this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# what the fuddering shuck??
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# it from radio shack too!
so it probably vibrates and stuff!
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# ha!
quick... change it to budgie... the little helicpoter!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
#
HAHAHAHA! Very good indeed!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# arf
it's REAL!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# *BUM RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# *bleeds profusely from the anus*
*spaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# you got aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# It's only hamster aids though
brought on by raping hamsters, funnily enough.

Apparently the only symptom is that it makes your hair less ginger, and makes your cock quadruple in size.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# then why hasn't that happened to me?
I'm ginger as fuck, and my cock is so withered and small that I thought it was a pube 'til I pissed out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# You've obviously raped a guinea pig with AIDS by mistake
Guinea pig AIDS has the opposite effect to hamster AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# God I hope I make the board stats
so that can be my random quote
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# my current randome quote is "hahaa!"
which is a bit pap really. Especially considering I fucked up the spelling of 'haha'.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# the other week mine was
"I failed a job interview at McDonalds"

I was not amused
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
It was funnier before you edited and corrected the spelling mistake.

It kind of explained things.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# :¬(
I didn't get the job because I laughed when the woman said "We don't employ people with facial hair"
and I could see whiskers sticking out of her chin
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
I worked there for a year while i was at college. One of the most degrading experiences of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha scoper!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# sonofabitch
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# WHAT A MISTYKA TO MYKA!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# knullstrumpo!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# WTFXLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Thank you
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Lovely website! *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Woo!
Did you get my emails?

Hope it's all straight forward!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Yes ta
I am uploading pictures NOW!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Braw!
I'll try and get the text editing toolbars sorted out ASAP. (trying to steal this from work.....)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Aceness & Woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha...
Yay.. Happy Feeshy...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Most brillio!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# pfft
it's gotta be real
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# hehehe
woo to this..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# hehe!
that helicopter must be powerful
he's a right fat bastard.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# yep that is brill
good work
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# yup
this will definately hold up in court
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# That is most certainly real
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# here too...
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Brillopads
What a wicked idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)