aah, that explains it all!
but doesn't it annoy you that you've never actually seen your missus? or was it an experiment gone wrong?
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Mr. Johnson,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:48,
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That film 'Memoirs of an Invisible Man'
is always described as featuring an experiment gone wrong. I dunno, wiping Chevy Chase from the face of the earth sounds very, very right to me.

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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:51,
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