haha!They should make one to tell you how far your turd has travelled round the wastage system.
'Scat-Lav'
('Scat-Lav'
mugatu,
Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:38,
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Or......Shat-Nav, as advertised by Sean Connery.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:50,
archived)