This gets my vote.
One of them should be dressed in a titted squirrel suit though for good measure.
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:27,
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Would you like them rare or well done?
How the hell are you squire?
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:01,
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