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# Oooh!
I wrote an article in Bizarre magazine a few months back about a prostitute who gives handjobs to severely disabled men. Not quite as useful, but very informative!

:D
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# oooh cool
i used to love bizarre mag - not brought it in aaaaaaages :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)
# The suckers gave me a feature article!
Front cover, close to Kelly Brook's PVC clad mimsy.

:D
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)
# i demand photographic proof
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Ta Da!
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=134385855&size=o
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# you need to add me as a contact
before i can view it :(

www.flickr.com/people/revjessecuster/

edit : yay - i can see it now - sves for a good - ummm- read later!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Didn't realised I had privatedededed it.
All better now.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# tis grand
:o) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Unfortunately it's not that funny, or sexual.
Just your bog standard story of handjobs for people who can't speak. The Danish get it for free on their national health service!!!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)