this is whatmakes those quiet walks by the river so dangerous nowadays. Someone should write a lettr or start a campaign.
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jentulman carnt spel,
Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:30,
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Dear Mr Sir,I was out stalking people by the riverside when I noticed a most curious thing.
A party of ducks were detonating gaseously from their posteriors and rising into the air for several seconds, in addition to this their heads separated from their bodies at a most unexpected moment in their trajectory.
As a result of this I intend to sue the council for the sum of £1,000,000.
Yours,
Albert Derranged (Mrs)
(A party of ducks were detonating gaseously from their posteriors and rising into the air for several seconds, in addition to this their heads separated from their bodies at a most unexpected moment in their trajectory.
As a result of this I intend to sue the council for the sum of £1,000,000.
Yours,
Albert Derranged (Mrs)
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:34,
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