Pfft.I'm older and wiser now.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:11,
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But not saggier?That's an important consideration in my decision of whether you as a crotchety old man with breasts would keep hold of your league of men that fancy and admire you.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:12,
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Well it dependsI'm saggier than when I was young. But then I'm larger too. You can't have perfectly perky tits when they're large, not without surgery.
Well, not for long.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:15,
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I've made my decision.I'm afraid it just wouldn't work:
wheelybird mreee!,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:26,
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what if I was a really fit old man?Like Keith Richards?
How old are we talking actually? Because Lemmy, Alan Rickman and Bill Nighy aren't spring chickens but they're all very nice.
(How old are we talking actually? Because Lemmy, Alan Rickman and Bill Nighy aren't spring chickens but they're all very nice.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:26,
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Silly Captain!Just stick with being one of them girly things for now, and then in forty years you'll be able to be as grumpy and rude as you like, and people will say that it's the change. After that you can gibber, swear and piss yourself to your heart's content and it will have happened naturally and in its own good time.
wheelybird mreee!,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29,
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and I've got to wait forty years to do all that?*doesn't get up till everyone's gone home*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32,
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