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# Hahahaha, now there's a euphemism if ever i heard one..
'yeah, so I was at home choking me bacon, when my banjo string twanged. Minged like a bitch I can tell you'
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
# pffft
banjo string injuries are horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)
# :o
Voice of experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
# yup :(
i was mugged by george formby
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Tell me about it.
Snapped mine three times now...still the scar tissue adds 'ribbing'

Edit: there's nothing quite like that feeling of desperation the next day when you know that you've got to piss, which will result in a foreskin full of urine cleasning out your wound with all the effectiveness and pain of battery acid.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# eeef!
i was considering a 'kitteny berk special'
and getting rid of it entirely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
*passes cigar clipper*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *winces*
the string, not the knuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)