Don't worry, don't be nervousJust think of how much you're going to start sweating, and how shiny it will make you look on TV. Remember that TV adds 10 pounds, and that the nation will be able to see your sweaty armpits. Concentrate on what you are saying, and see if anyone else on the show stutters and urrs and umms as much as you. If possible hold pieces of paper up to the camera so everyone can see how much you're shaking, and always look at the camera without the little red light on. You'll be fine!!!
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