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# OH!! I've only just joined here today and well..
those insects and the insect band made my jaw drop to the ground. And I have just emailed lots of people the Buffy swearatron. Very very good. I want to be in your office!! It seems much more fun
(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:58, archived)
# today ... my office consists of me
everyone is out.

That's why I'm in mega post mode.

And I'm also avoiding thinking about this TV thing this afternoon. It's live - which is slightly scarey. I'm bound to make an absolute prick of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:01, archived)
# Don't worry, don't be nervous
Just think of how much you're going to start sweating, and how shiny it will make you look on TV. Remember that TV adds 10 pounds, and that the nation will be able to see your sweaty armpits. Concentrate on what you are saying, and see if anyone else on the show stutters and urrs and umms as much as you. If possible hold pieces of paper up to the camera so everyone can see how much you're shaking, and always look at the camera without the little red light on. You'll be fine!!!
(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:06, archived)
# Which TV Channel
would that be on, then? Best of luck - especially when you see that all TV studios are made of cardboard and blu-tack. I was on .tv and it was quite an eye opener!!
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:06, archived)
# The show is called Circuit and is on
their site is here.

I have no idea where you watch it - I only get terrestrial tv.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:09, archived)
# Ha. You will be watched by
old sammy bin ladel;
"NOW TV is currently available over digital satellite in Asia and the Middle East. Please see the satellite information below for details on how to tune us in. NOW is broadcast "free to air" in these territories so you can join us at no extra cost!"
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:13, archived)
# hurrah!
we can watch online. 4pm. I'll be watching...
If I don't have any work to do.
Phew. So glad I escaped being on that show.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:07, archived)
# This is true, if a little bizarre
But I had a dream last night that you were on air being interviewed by Anne Robinson about B3ta and what it means to you = you were on the Heaven And Earth show, telling the viewers that it was all about religion.

I think I'd better seek medical help.
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:07, archived)
# Weird.
That's next week.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:11, archived)
# have you thought about fortifying yourself
with either loads of booze or loads of cocaine or whatever? why not do loads of scag before you go on?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:08, archived)
# can you bike some smack over?
I've run out.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:10, archived)
# sorry mate
i just used the last of my scag to abduct another "subject" for my experiments. why not go down to the chemist and buy all the codeine in the shop?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:15, archived)