*stands up*ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of puromycin's case, which died this evening after failing to breathe for five minutes. the exact cause of death is currently unknown, but puromycin himself has opted not to attend this service in order to aid the police with their investigation. anyone who wishes to say a few words is welcome to step up to the podium, fight with the penguin carrying its human offspring in order to reach the microphone
and say what they want
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Fri 2 Feb 2007, 1:30,
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and say what they want
*pleads diminished responsibility due to temporary insanity*
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Fri 2 Feb 2007, 1:43,
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