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# But everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten...
... so you're killing the kitten, which makes a cross country runner masturbate...

... but then they'll kill the kitten, which will make them or another cross country runner masturbate...

Oh Em Gee! There'll be kitten guts and cum everywhere!
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)
#
cum Paula Radcliffe's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Yes,
she is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)
# I think that's more or less how a nuclear meltdown works.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)