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# top notch humour,
reminds me of
'hello boss i can't come to work today, i'm sick'

'oh really? how sick?'

'well, i'm in bed with my sister'
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Best one is
I can't come into work today. I have 24 hour projectile leprosy.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# haha
projectile leprosy!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)