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# slow day
have a filter
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Start work at 9am. Wake up when doorbell goes off at 11:15. What did I do last night? I have fluffy up my nose!

EDIT: Ooo ooo I remember kissing a girlie! One I'd wanted to kiss for ages:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Quick!
you can still make it if you get there in minus two and a half hours
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Great scott!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Phone in with excuse from holy book of excuses
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I'm the boss. I'll sack myself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
#
haaahahahaaaa


i just wee'd
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# top notch humour,
reminds me of
"hello boss i can't come to work today, i'm sick"

"oh really? how sick?"

"well, i'm in bed with my sister"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Best one is
I can't come into work today. I have 24 hour projectile leprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# haha
projectile leprosy!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# However many times i see this
it still makes me do a little sex wee
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I lioke to think
deep down inside, there's a little sex wee in all of us
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)
# and thats fine
its when the sex wee releases on its accord when it gets embarressing
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Go with it.
Just shout 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)
# yay for kissing girlies!
gay for fluffy up nose
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Does that mean I'll get bird flu?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)
# badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# aaathenkyoo
My eyeballs itch!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)