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# a nice, new, steaming shit
is fresher.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 3:29, archived)
# Only until my next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 3:30, archived)
# actually it's not
it's going to be several hours old, isn't it? After digestion, takes all that time to make it to the outside world. No, no, Bel Air is by definition, fresher than a steaming shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 3:31, archived)
# but steaming shit has got steam!
steam is surely directly proportional to freshness!

does bel air have steam? thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 3:32, archived)
# saunas, my good man
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 3:34, archived)
# theyre nowhere near as slippery
and fresh smelling

and who could forget the clean, crisp taste?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 3:35, archived)
# how about a shit in a sauna in Bel Air?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 3:35, archived)
# yeh ok
thatd be pretty fresh
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 3:36, archived)