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Hello. I am, for various reasons, being a 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 year old lay-about in Sheffield.

I'm the resident code monkey over at 5punk, where b3ta-types play games and shout at each other.

This is me by the lovely In Vino Veritas. I hope she can still see.

Recent front page messages:

Hurrah for Christ: MD

(Thu 9th Nov 2006, 18:19, More)

I don't think Jesus would approve, actually.

(Mon 28th Nov 2005, 18:11, More)


Woo! Thanks all!
(Tue 22nd Nov 2005, 18:00, More)

Food shopping

More Doug & Bill

(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 19:24, More)

New from JML...

(Sun 26th Sep 2004, 23:16, More)

Here- have this while I sleep.

Good night!
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 3:42, More)

Bloody students.

More Doug & Bill
(Thu 19th Aug 2004, 23:57, More)

Early mistakes in Advanced Cross Breeding #1

The Bunion.
edit: FP? Really? Can I pimp this then?
Doug & Bill: Flash

(Sat 22nd May 2004, 16:37, More)


(Thu 20th May 2004, 22:27, More)

I think she might have eastern roots.

Biggie (270k)
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 3:17, More)

Cheeky scamps.

#1 | #2 | #3 - Woo! Thanks everyone!
(Fri 2nd Apr 2004, 15:39, More)

Meet Doug and Bill.

(Sun 14th Mar 2004, 1:32, More)

(Sat 21st Feb 2004, 18:07, More)

Jenga rocks.

edit: thanky for the nice words, everyone.
(Mon 16th Feb 2004, 23:51, More)


(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 21:41, More)

mmm... a relaxing rub.

(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 16:39, More)

Aah, what marvellous technology.

(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 18:02, More)

Bow before the feline deity!

Clicky Bigger (220k)
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 0:23, More)

He just wants to be friends...

(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 0:11, More)

Say Cheese!

(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 21:09, More)

More kitten goodness! *sniff*

(Mon 1st Dec 2003, 12:51, More)

Thunderbirds are I.C.E.

(Mon 24th Nov 2003, 23:35, More)

The cheeky bastards...

(Sun 23rd Nov 2003, 17:34, More)

Night night, all.

(Sun 16th Nov 2003, 1:59, More)

When it's not busy

It's great being a bouncer.
(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 23:53, More)

The bastards!

(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 18:54, More)

Never done anything tall before.

I might have to go and lie down for a bit.
(Tue 11th Nov 2003, 15:25, More)

Wishing Well: A Story.

Good night all.
(Tue 11th Nov 2003, 1:35, More)

Good night, everyone.

(Fri 24th Oct 2003, 1:18, More)


Ta for the FP!
(Tue 21st Oct 2003, 18:27, More)

My only excuse is the very fact

that I have a runny nose.
(Tue 30th Sep 2003, 14:47, More)

Erm.. yes.

(Fri 19th Sep 2003, 19:31, More)

The Fear at work.

(Thu 18th Sep 2003, 21:48, More)

As requested...

No alcohol this time either...
(Mon 15th Sep 2003, 17:00, More)


(Mon 15th Sep 2003, 2:04, More)

Don't worry, he hasn't lost his touch.

(Sat 6th Sep 2003, 14:28, More)

Under The Sea... lalalaa

(Mon 30th Jun 2003, 19:31, More)

I'm not sure where these are coming from...

but I *do* apologise.
Thanky, Magic Donkey!
(Wed 11th Jun 2003, 1:04, More)


(Sun 23rd Mar 2003, 13:10, More)

Brian always craved that extra speed.

First post... wooo!
(Sun 10th Nov 2002, 14:06, More)

Best answers to questions:

» People with Stupid Names

I was rather amused by the American Olympic Tennis player.
He got in a bit of a strop because of a dodgy decision. His name was Mardy Fish.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:50, More)

» Slang Survey

I heared a word today,
and have tried to express it using letters- not a simple task.

'Iya-Werraya?'. - "Hello my good friend. I have arrived at the agreed meeting place and I am currently looking for you."
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 19:12, More)

» Dad Jokes

Not exactly a joke,
but whenever my dad get drunk at a party he insists on doing his Dissappearing Ball Of Paper trick. He thinks we can't see it being thrown three feet in to the air behind him.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 13:24, More)