if you can run your hand over your face and it isn't scratchy, it's a beard
if it's still abrasive, it's stubble
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mugatu,
Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11,
archived)
when small animals
nest in your face.
thats when you have a beard.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14,
archived)