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# It would if you'd relax a little
*pushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)
# If you're getting air inside you we need more lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *backsplashes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *loo roll at the ready*
you haven't got any hair to pull. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i bloody have
and arse spiders are the bane of my life
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Hair on your HEAD.
And of a pullable length.


The fuck is an arse spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)
# an arse spider is a collection of pubic/arse hairs
that have been matted together by a piece of bog roll and which subsequently makes you cry when it comes loose
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You have just stunned me into silence.
I'm so glad I'm not a boy.

You should try moistened toilet tissue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)
# moistened toilet tissue causes toilet blockages
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Can it?
I was not aware.

Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)