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# Variations on a theme.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)
# philip doesn't look much diffreent
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Different shade of lipstick.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Which philip?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)
# schofield
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)
# tuffnell
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)
# morris
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)
# a forrester
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)
# yerpants?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# screwdriver
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# she may as well
gotta give the driver some motivation to get moving....
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Fucking lucky it's not a
horse drawn carriage then!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)
# yeah that would be unplesant
the horses would be scarred for life!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)
# pullman
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Larkin
And K Dick.


There we are.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)
# K Dick
ace
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I've just been sitting here for ages going Philip K....cock?
Wang?

couldn't think.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)
# christ
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I'm shit with names.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)
# McCarwithpetrol


(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)
# DeSack
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)
# mcCavity
no, that doesn't work
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)
# It would if you'd relax a little
*pushes*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)
# If you're getting air inside you we need more lube.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *backsplashes*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *loo roll at the ready*
you haven't got any hair to pull. Hmph.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i bloody have
and arse spiders are the bane of my life
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Hair on your HEAD.
And of a pullable length.


The fuck is an arse spider?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)
# an arse spider is a collection of pubic/arse hairs
that have been matted together by a piece of bog roll and which subsequently makes you cry when it comes loose
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You have just stunned me into silence.
I'm so glad I'm not a boy.

You should try moistened toilet tissue.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)
# moistened toilet tissue causes toilet blockages
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Can it?
I was not aware.

Oh no.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# McKracin
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)
#
that special place you go when the world hates you and you want to be alone when the streets are empty and you're feeling strange and the women seem wicked and faces come out of the rain and no one remembers your name and horses scream and...well you know what I'm on about
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)
# a truly awful vampire movie?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I don't think even Jim knew what he was on about.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Doesn't look nearly so good small.
Oh and I have saved the small one under the filename huge - bugger.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)
# nice.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Thank you.
for everything.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Braw!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# great minds etc :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# thjat confused the hell out of me as a scrolled up the page
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)
# doesn't take much!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *claps exitedly*
*soils trousers*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)
# office lolage
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)