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# *switches off webcam*
:(
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# gah!
i was almost there!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# and then you realise you've just lent on the remote
but then it's too late
it's all over
and instead of coinciding perfectly with that scene you just know is coming up, you've just orgasmed to a shot of the back of some testicles on fast forward.

Right, cigarette time.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# O_O
(that's my eyes, not my testicles)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)
# and that's a LOL
right there.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)
# How come?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# and there's another one....
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)
# premature ejaculation is a problem for me
i end up havin to fast forward to the good bits
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Of course.
Otherwise you're stuck watching a blowjob for a good 9 minutes.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# nothing wrong with that
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Oh you blesspot
I got a bit sad for you just then.

*big hug*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n! *cheers up*
You can finally get to throw cheesy wotsits at me in person - you're coming to the London bash?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I shall bring the cereal-based snacks, in that case.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Oooh you diamond.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)