gah!
I vaguely remember when Steve Wright was on Radio 1, he did
something called 'Punchlines to Famous but Unbroadcastable Jokes'.
A typical example would be (in stentorian voice):
'Number 23 : No nurse, I said remove his spectacles.'
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finnbar has officially retired,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:14,
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comedy gold
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Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:15,
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:)
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:15,
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