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# haha
And that fucking debt advert 'GET OUT OF THE RED AND INTO THE BLACK' THE FUCKING RED'S GOING TO BE POURING OUT YOUR FUCKING EYES IF I GET HOLD OF YOU! YOU SHIT CHURNING SPAZBADGER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# And that fucking other one,
"Her skin was so radiant we didn't need to shoot the commerical..."


Who are you fucking kidding? It's blatantly obvious she's a fucking actor, and that this was some shitty idea thought up by some overpaid marketing cunt. Don't insult my intelligence by even trying to fucking pass her off as a real person, you SACK OF BASTARDS.

On top of which, she looks like she's had fucking cooking oil poured all over her. Since when was healthy skin fucking greasy looking enough to lube engine parts with?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Maybe here's an idea for an Image challenge:
Twist those smug bastard faces of adverts and make them BLEED
(esp. the 'let's get a loan' ads which are convieniently followed by 'are you in horrific debt let's just extend the payments and charge you more' ads


Oh, did you know he's not BARRY SCOTT? His name's really Neil Burgess.
The lying twunt - if he's lying about his name HOW THEN CAN WE BELIEVE THAT THE DIRT IS REALY GONE??!!
(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)