Nudity!In a bid to drive 'size zero' models off the catwalks of Britain, Anne Widdecombe struts confidently into the Houses of Parliament wearing nothing but a pair of strapless red high heels. In one hand she's clutching a huge pink dildo to represent the phallic hierarchy that has created the situation, in the other she has a large bottle of Astroglide, to ease its passage into Tony Blair's fundament. Tony, meanwhile, has crapped his pants and the smell has attracted Ruth Kelly, who is rummaging around in his undercrackers and flinging handfuls of the stuff at Anne, chimp-style. Some of it hits and sticks, some of it misses and sprays the back benches.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:39,
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