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# Sexy pirates are the best.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# how would you know?
*runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Everyone knows!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# :-(
I....met...one....once *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# aw
i was only joking

you am teh sexy est pirate of all!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# HELLS YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Not true
Have you seen Pirates the porn film? The actings awful
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I've been umming and ahhing about getting it
What's the porn like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Quite good
Although me and the good lady spent most of our time pissing ourselves at the awfulness of the acting, rather than getting aroused by the sexy bits.

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Porn acting's never good though
Flesh Gordon, anyone?

EDIT- I have to leave so naive looking IT chap can get stuck in. Love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah but that film is sold on the fact that it has a proper plot, like a proper filum
and it has a had a huge budget and shit.

Not that I paid for it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)