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# Sexy pirates are the best.
Woo!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)
# how would you know?
*runs like fuck*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Everyone knows!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)
# :-(
I....met...one....once *cries*
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# aw
i was only joking

you am teh sexy est pirate of all!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# HELLS YEAH
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Not true
Have you seen Pirates the porn film? The actings awful
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I've been umming and ahhing about getting it
What's the porn like?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Quite good
Although me and the good lady spent most of our time pissing ourselves at the awfulness of the acting, rather than getting aroused by the sexy bits.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Porn acting's never good though
Flesh Gordon, anyone?

EDIT- I have to leave so naive looking IT chap can get stuck in. Love!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah but that film is sold on the fact that it has a proper plot, like a proper filum
and it has a had a huge budget and shit.

Not that I paid for it
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)