or being furtive in charge of a penguin?
hmmm... imagine the b3ta police... and what they might arrest people for. Plenty of material there!
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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:57,
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Suppose...
the cheeky bast'ds will send you a "Victim Support" letter too, despite not being interested when you rang em earlier....
They sent me one when my bike got nicked.....
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penrithtearooms,
Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:05,
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