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# There was a man
in Sweden who was caught speeding, his defence was that there weren't any goats on the road, that allowed him to go faster.

Hence.. less goats = more speed!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I'm so glad I was here for Lack Of Goat Thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# now i get you
phew, got a link to the story?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# he was a swiss man
who got stopped speeding in canada, as canada has a lack of goats, he blamed it on the lack of goats for his speeding as back in switzerland there are many goats on the road making speeding dangerous.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5322302.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# thanks
i feel enlightened
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)