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# Haha
Ducks are evil

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Haha ducks are fucking evil
Recently I went for a romantic walk in the park with my girl, and we thought it would be nice to feed the ducks in the lake. As we got closer, we heard a lot of quacking coming from one of the bushes. As we peered around it, we were greeted by the sight of four male ducks holding down a lady duck and taking it in turns to rape her.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *hides duck costume*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *finds single feather*
aha! I suspected as much!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# .
Did you throw them any bread?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)