Luke...
I found this collection of magazines under your matress.
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Tue 21 Jan 2003, 0:02,
archived)
Or..
"Luke whilst you have all your friends around who you are trying to impress, would you like any buscuits or sandwiches, I can cut the crusts off with my lightsabre, just how you like them"
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ZX Nihilist,
Tue 21 Jan 2003, 0:05,
archived)