13 somalians, 3 syphilitic pigs, and a kilo of heroin
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:28,
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brilliantparty box
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:29,
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warehouse sceneforklift driver opens trailer at loading bay, to be greeted by a tribe of stowaways from somalia. Calls manager.
Manager arrives. Somalian shouts incomprehensibly and gestures wildly. Managers points and says "canteen's that way mate" and wanders off.
True story.
(Manager arrives. Somalian shouts incomprehensibly and gestures wildly. Managers points and says "canteen's that way mate" and wanders off.
True story.
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:33,
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im speechlessyet somewhat unsurprised
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:39,
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in the ensuing fire, it was discovered that the trailer had a false floor and contained heroin.Benny Hill hi-jinks involving police and Somalians, while burning smack drifted across the warehouse.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:42,
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