Reminds me of this...

Genuine sandpit, photographed in a toyshop window.
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LP,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:11,
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You mean a "gland" pit, right?
No? Oh ok... (shuffles away)
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Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:13,
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you mean "gland spit" surely
(.... shuffles to other corner)
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Flash_Bastard,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:18,
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that's not a sandpit
where do you put the sand?
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:13,
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It's the lid of the sandpit
I think the idea is that you build a castle in the middle of it, and fill the moat with "water"
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LP,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:16,
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I'll fetch the "hose"
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Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:18,
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