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# the part that i really loved about the whole movie was the overacting on the part of the persians/thespians
it made a great contrast to the spartans and how they acted. Sure, there was the cheesiness that you get with overacting. the main problem was the shot of testerone to the thigh that they try and give you through the movie.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)
# i HAS kNOT sCeNE Itt
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:30, archived)
# I haven't ruined anything! except...
you see nipples. girl nipples too.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:32, archived)
# i HAs sCENE dA WUdE tWaILeR, mE liKEy!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:33, archived)
# that was really the campiest fucking movie I've ever seen
and not in the intentional Batman TV show kind of way...more like the campy you get when you get so obsessed with masculinity that you become slightly gay. Those heterosexual love scenes seemed so forced. I think the really honest erotic object of the movie were the perfect male specimens in their spedos, with constipated looks on their faces and they flexed the abdominal muscles for every shot of the fucking movie.

It was enjoyable, but it was the most ridiculous film in recent memory.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:36, archived)
# oh i agree
the word i use wouldnt be ridiculous, but fantastic. Fantastically over-masculinated, over-acted, over-the-top. But you would have been able to look past the chiseled men if it weren't for some of the shots where they meant for you to look at them. I agree though, the love scene was extremely forced. I mean, putting them in all those positions and everything was unneeded. But the freeze frames I feel were warranted. They are recreating a comic, and when they slowed it down like that you could imagine seeing it on printed page with "ZIP" and "CRUNCH" or whatever they use written in the bottoms of the panels. Just my two cents.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:41, archived)
# I liked the slow down speed up thing
but it was freaking ridiculous. It was cool (and would have been really cool if the movie was the hack 'n slash awesomefest I was hoping for), but I was laughing at it a lot of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Does it have Brian Blessed in it?
 
It should.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:45, archived)
# a spartan jumps out of a tree and cuts his head of.
100% BULLSHIT
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:50, archived)
# No.
But dis duzz;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxaVxF1D0XM
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:52, archived)
# hahaha!
YAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:26, archived)
# 'Shine Wang'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:22, archived)
# No, but the main character does attempt to out beard him
or just to find a way to thrust his cock in people's faces when he's angry without the MPAA getting all huffy.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:57, archived)