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# flowers are essentially tarts
prostitutes for the bees
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# What happened to your cigar commercial?
That's what I want to know, what happened to my cigar commercial? What happened to my AGENT? Bastard must have died...
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# liar - what's in your toolbox?
You've got antifreeze.

You should never mix your drinks!
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# on this trip i want to acquire a child
whatever for?

to instruct it in the ways of righteousness and to procure a sample of unadulterated childs' piss
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# i have just narrowly avoided a buggery
and i have come in here with the express intent of wishing one upon YOU!
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)