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# chick eludes giant cyber penguins gaze
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:29, archived)
# evil prowls the ice floes
of antartica. Clearly the bear isn't stealing chicks, he's saving them (honest). Probably from a terrible bronzing.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:45, archived)
# It's a defence measure
The penguiins are bronzing themselves so they're too heavy for the polar bear to pick up. The downside is that Richard Attenborough now nicks them for his garden.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:50, archived)
# Sorry
I think I meant David Attenborough. Richard was the one in Jurrassic Park... but maybe he's secretly plotting to open a theme park of giant penguins.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:52, archived)
# Its obvious.
The chick is leading the evil army of the Bronze Emperor into the trap set by the polar bear forces of good.

Death to the Bronze Emperor!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)
# I'm new here,
but I just read this: www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/top_story.html?in_review_id=474855&in_review_text_id=
and felt it would pose a suitable challenge(when not amending Mr Shipman's appearance). By the way doesn't Shipman's make fish paste?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)
# are you any relative of
monkeon? Can you animate clockmen?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:53, archived)
# I wish I could help you,
but I'm about as technically proficient as a small latvian vole. Also I'm no relation.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 6:02, archived)
# Can you
show us a picture that proves your relationship to voles (latvian or otherwise)?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)
# Don't have photoshop on my horrible work pc, but have it at home on my lovely ibook, so here's a vole skull for you. I've a feeling he was latvian before an unfortunate encounter with a cat.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 7:15, archived)